March 2009

8 posts

Living in Twilight

• Kattie: What is with the Twilight people?
• Kevin: Who?
• Kattie: You know, the girls that are really into Twilight and the vampire stuff.
• Kevin: Oh. I thought you meant like a secret race of people who lived only in Twilight.
• Kattie: Wow. I don't know what's with them either.

Mar 22, 2009

Mar 16, 2009

Mar 15, 2009

“My entire life is a really bad b-rated 80’s movie; not like “Earth Girls Are Easy,” but like “Monster Squad.” —

Mark Thomas Kluepfel
The Ruinion Show

Mar 15, 2009

Some Dead Christmas

George is the kind of guy that really loves God. I mean, he really gets it, you know? He feels God all the god damned time. God helps him make decision, he talks to God like he’s on the phone with him. Sounds like he’s talking to Steve. They’re best friends.

Seems to me he could just get a dog, and that would still be less crazy.

Name him Steve, for Chrissakes.

Mar 12, 2009

Mar 10, 2009

I Love New York In February

I’m writing a letter to Ginsburg.

Got a twitter, just to stretch my legs.

It’s been raining all god damned day.

Plans for Revenge, Gatsby’s American Dream, Helicopter Helicopter.

Mar 8, 2009

“

Have You ever asked yourself these things?
Do you feel violent impulses?
Do you feel inexorably lonely?
Are you really happy?
Do you ever feel like you are going to lose control?

Do you have the energy to create change?

” —Siezed, interpreted, re-organized, and plaigiarized with permission and encouragement from “Days of War Night of Love.”

Mar 7, 2009